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Dziesma par PHP

Izrādās, ka PHP dažiem cilvēkiem nav tikai programmēšanas valoda, bet arī iemesls, lai sarakstītu jaunu dziesmu. Nesen parādījusies Lee Fernandesa dziesma - "PHP". (Kas ir PHP? lasi - ) Šo dziesmu var lejuplādēt (7,1MB) - vai arī apskatīties YouTube - Dziesmas vārdi:
Oh yeah. (Oh yeah.)
(Just one day it just hits you all of a sudden. It's just like...)
Oh yeah, I'm so PHP this year.
Got a mic in the left, and 'n the right, cold beer.
Compile that Apache.
Now we got version 5 and two chicks laid out in the back seat.
Yeah, sometimes the code looks a little trashy.
But, this ain't ColdFusion.
Stop talking sassy, and pull up them panties.
I'm really... I'm just saying; why don't you go check out the API reference docs.
They're really good.
(They are.)
Is it underline or CamelCase?
I can't remember; I've been busy poundin' cakes.
It's what PHP developers do.
We get more booty than you.
Don't be jealous when you smell us; check the Boolean dude, it reads...
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads...
True, PHP gets more booty than you,
but we still keep it clean.
MySQL really real wrappin' all strings.
Filter input like it was a herpes strain.
(You know what I'm saying?)
That's why we got the STD class.
Objects we pass might need to be trashed.
Girl, what you doin'?
Come gunzip this.
Be my witness as I strip this string of all slashes.
Now, I got what I need.
No traversing my filesystem when you ain't supposed to be.
That's how it is rolling with PHP.
All the hot chicks, yeah, they love PHP.
(It's so true.)
(Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.)
(Yo, yo, tell 'em about it.)
PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.
It's real out here.
Somebody better call the mod_security officer.
My concern is for those weak half-assed scripting languages.
The ones that can't hang with us.
It's strange, but they get hanged and remain in dust.
Some aren't quite dead and still remain a pain to us.
PHP's got more muscle.
In a nutshell, nothing's quite like it.
Predicted by the ancient cultures and the psychics.
The ones who dreamt in recursive states.
Whispering premonitions of open source community gates.
(Oh yeah...)
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Ieslēdz attēlus!Autors par sevi: Esmu cilvēks, kas daudz laika pavada WAPā, to var manīt manos rakstos. Patīk cilvēki, kuri māk loģiski domāt. Interesē IT, programmēšana, sports un meitenes. Brīvajā laikā nodarbojos ar ping-pongošanu:D ...Ja vēlies, lai pastāstu savos rakstos par tevi interesējošu tēmu, tad ziņo man uz
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